it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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