Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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