I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
