I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
