I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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