Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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