If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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