weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
