it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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