Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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