We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize
