what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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