Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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