ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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