i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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