Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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