Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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