Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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