i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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