the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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