I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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