Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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