Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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