Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering