In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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