The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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