one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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