So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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