We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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