gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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