I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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