I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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