Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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