Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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