I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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