Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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