i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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