i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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