roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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