Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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