Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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