So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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