But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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