direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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