Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?