No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
operation have a gay friend backfired
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
