Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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