And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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