help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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