he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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