I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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