I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He has the fingertips of a God
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