This girl is more easily done than said...
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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