Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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