they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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