I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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