Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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