dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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