My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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